you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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