week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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