I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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