he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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