thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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