Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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