Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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