Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Sponge bath it is.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
