TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i love accidental penises.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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