That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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