This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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