all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I party with great urgency now.
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