Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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