Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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