I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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