maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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