You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he puts the penis in happiness.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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