There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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