its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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