okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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