So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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