I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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