New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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