see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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