I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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