This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
