I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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