So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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