You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize
