It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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