I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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