make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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