I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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