PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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