Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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