Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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