How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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