some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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