Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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