Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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