its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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