It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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