There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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