I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think people are normalizing furries
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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