STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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