she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
