does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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