Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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