if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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