How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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