Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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