I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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