Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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