i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
