Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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