ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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