I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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