Small penises have feelings too.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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